why did i answer the phone?!
i saw my phone flashing - it was my mom. it’s almost midnight here, so i figured something must be wrong (they’re at the cottage with my sister and her family for the next week).
my mom woke up from a bad dream, where she had a vision i was shooting-up heroin. honestly. this woman is cray cray.
she then started to list off the symptoms of being high on heroin (thanks satellite internet) and asked if i was experiencing any of those symptoms.
she’s fucked!
fucked!!
another cocktail - another pose.
i’m just classy like that.
xo
-ty
ps - folks that refer to themselves as classy, generally are not classy
it’s like watching a dog with its head out the car window.
instead of god, i worship alcohol
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white raven
we’re quickly approaching 15 years together (*shit*)!!
we want to go somewhere along/in the pacific but somewhere we can enjoy some luxury (without fear of disease or being held for ransom). lol
there’s always been a draw to hawaii - the surf, volcanoes, and the friendly islanders.
time to investigate.
the best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you’re completely amazing
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bwahahaha!
i love the word cunt.
many don’t.
i do.
deal with it.
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cookietime replied to your photo: eureka!
I wonder how long it takes to get there? And lord, if a guy is driving we’re likely to get lost and never make it, or he’ll take off and leave me behind. Better to just go on my own. ;-)
it’s probably best if you get yourself to climax.
xo
-ty
eureka!
mario kart, by jed henry.
stress